I am applying for the position of ‘need-a-full-time-job-to-pay-for-my-life’ that I heard about via the job search engine paymeinmoney.com.
I would be a great addition to your team because I know all about the things you want me to know about. In fact I know everything there is know about anything – just ask. Even if I don’t happen to know the things you want me to know I sure will fake it real well. You won’t even notice if I don’t know how to do those things you want me to know how to do. But again I know everything just look at my resume and you’ll see that I’ve done just about everything and so I know a lot about just about everything. I studied at these ‘know-it-all’ universities and colleges so as you can see I know stuff.
I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this opportunity to get to know each other better.