Dear Future Employment,

I am applying for the position of ‘need-a-full-time-job-to-pay-for-my-life’ that I heard about via the job search engine  

I would be a great addition to your team because I know all about the things you want me to know about.  In fact I know everything there is know about anything – just ask.  Even if I don’t happen to know the things you want me to know I sure will fake it real well.  You won’t even notice if I don’t know how to do those things you want me to know how to do.  But again I know everything just look at my resume and you’ll see that I’ve done just about everything and so I know a lot about just about everything.  I studied at these ‘know-it-all’ universities and colleges so as you can see I know stuff.  

I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this opportunity to get to know each other better.

Thank you.


Miss Know-It-All

About Alex Lean

I am just another dreamer trying to wake up
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